British Weedbros Need Airlifted Off of Mountain After Smoking Too Much Jazz Cabbage

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On 9/23/17, four mountain climbers set off to scale 3,209ft Scafell Pike in Cumbria’s Lake District – the highest peak in England. After making it all the way to the top, the four friends decided to toke some doobies. However, they became “incapacitated” from 420Blazin’ too hard. The group found themselves in need of rescue because the Devil’s Lettuce left them incapable of climbing back down. Air rescue and ambulances were deployed to safely remove them from the top of the mountain as reported by Cumbria PD.

The four hikers were brought to safety despite the large sums of tax payer dollars wasted. Their parents must be so proud.

-Dave Martel